I'm Not Perfect

There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude
And Annie Leibovitz trying to get me nude
For those of you who think it's very crude
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect

I never stole a necklase or got a DUI
Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy
So what? You could see a little boob from the side?
I'm sorry that I'm not perfect

And sure, I danced on a pole, people called it sinning
But at least I didn't date a porn star
And tell everyone I'm winning
Woman: You Didn't make a dirty tape, and pass it along
Man: You didn't text a photo of you dong
Miley: Don't both of these things seem worse than a bong?

I'm sorry (She's sorry)
So sorry (So sorry)
Really sorry..
That I'm not perfect!